Sarah Elizabeth

 My day was phenomenal.

:)

 I'm sick of winter already.
I hate the cold, I hate having to get bundled up to go outside, I hate when it gets dark at 4 in the afternoon...

On the bright side, it's only 6 months until summer...

 Two A-'s, a B-, and a C.

Not bad. 3.025

As long as I keep it above a 3.0 I'll be happy.

I'm so tired of school. Thank goodness for the break.

 I didn't get anchor. Guess I shouldn't be too disappointed. I wasn't really expecting to get it. :( Still a bummer.

Nothing feels good anymore. I don't want to go back to school in the spring. I really feel like I'm wasting my time and not getting anything out of it.

I just want to take dance classes and get back in shape and compete and win this time.

Got first place for pointe and tap, second for adult tap and nothing for my solo. What a waste of money.

 Saying you're sorry doesn't always make things better.

 WTF ARE YOU DOING ON LIVEJOURNAL WHEN YOU'RE 31 WITH TWO KIDS AND A HUSBAND AND JOB?!?!?!?!!?

 FUUUUUUUUCK CRAMPS!!!!!

 

 I found an apartment. 230 a month. Utilities included. We're moving in asap. The girls I'm living with aren't students and the one has been living in a motel for the past week because her mom stopped helping her pay tuition. And Shae isn't a student and needs to get out of the dorms asap. I'm really excited for this. And it's only right down the street from Maple, so it's not like I'm moving a million miles away or anything.

And I really feel safe living with Shae. She could destroy anyone in a heartbeat. Now all I have to do is going to housing and get my money from the rest of this semester's housing back, if I can. We wanted to wait until December to move in, but the landlord wants us now.

I'm happy. It'll be real bohemian living, minus the people pissing on our stoop. We have neighbors, I believe, but they're cool.

Eeek I have to go read for comp and write a million and a half papers this week!

 Michael is snoring so loud right now!!!!

I just got back from dance, have a few minutes to relax before practice. I'm so tireddd!!! I'm glad I don't have class until 2:30 tomorrow.
My wisdom teeth hurt a lot right now. My mom is calling the dentist tomorrow to see if I can get another prescription for something stronger than ibuprofen. It's been destroying my stomach, but tylenol is making my liver ache. I swear.

I was at a convention all weekend and now all I want to do is dance all the time. Fuck school, fuck working, fuck doing something with my life. I just want to dance and instill the love I have for dance on kids.

My knee, however, will never let me live that dream. It's far from healed and I don't know how much longer I'll be able to dance on it before it completely gives up on me. Looks like surgery is my only option. And even that won't be a quick fix. Then it'll be rehab for months and maybe dancing in the fall. And if I miss the summer recital, I have to start all over on my awards. And I'm already up to 10!!!


Speaking of rehab.... nevermind. Doug says he has no time for me, but can refer me to the phychiatrist in town. No thank you. I'm not that nuts yet.

I can't feel my mouth. GYAR!!!!

 My weekend was amazing. I ended up staying in Mansfield Friday night and hanging out with Mary and Michael. We just sat in my room and watched YouTube videos for hours. we went to a party with some kid named Ryan, and it was kind of lame, so we left.
Michael and I woke up early on Saturday to drive home. We got the car packed and I drove him home. I got to my house at 1, hung out for about an hour and a half, and then packed for Syracuse. We picked up Kimmy and Jamie and drove to the hotel. We checked in and then went to dinner at Tully's. They should really call it "Tubby's". There was so much food! I thought I was going to explode.
At about 11 that night, I realized I didn't bring any dance clothes with me. Derm. So my mom and I had to explore and find a Wal-Mart. Weeeeeird place at night.
Sunday, I seriously danced from 9 AM until 3 PM when we left. We got home at 5 and I left for school at 5:30. I was so tired and it took me three and a half hours to get back here. Mary called me and told me we were having a COSTUME PARTY!!! So Michael and I dressed up and went and hung out for a few hours. Mary, Michael and I went to McDonald's. They having the Monopoly game right now, and I peeled off my ticket. Free medium fries. Cool.
I wanted more, so I tore off Michael's. New York Ave. and Park Place. Well. We were going to throw them out; nobody ever finds Boardwalk. WELL! Mary screamed so loud. SHE HAS BOARDWALK AT HER HOUSE!!!!!!

We won. He father is mailing the other piece like, priority-super-safe mail. I'm so excited.

$500,000. What the fuck am I going to do with that much.


Hahah, watch her not really have it and just think she did... that would be a bummer.

I love sitting outside of Maple and making movies with my friends. We went ghost hunting today and it was SOOOO FUN! We got lost twice on our way there, and by the time we made it, were so scared because we were lost that EVERYTHING freaked us out. But i got some really stellar pictures. One of them has the shape of a little boy in it. CREEPY!!

I had some pizza rolls and watched tv. Amber, Mary, Jonnie and I decided we're going to do The Real World: Maple, and we started the confessionals tonight and some footage. We all also decided we want to be on The Real World and are going to work on our audition tapes soon. YAY FUNNNN!!!


Welp, I'm going to go edit the video I got today and see what I can come up with. Night yall.

 I've had the best weekend ever. I love all the girls on my floor so much! We know how to have a good time. And the Com Department won second place in the float contest for the Homecoming Parade. The Mounties didn't win the football game, but they scored two touchdowns, our first ever in regulation play.

I had a really good time hanging out in my room with Jessie, Mary, Amber, Jonnie, Katie and Shay.
I loved running down the halls and jumping over trashcans. It was absolutely playing football and skip-it in the street at 2 AM.
It was even funny when I fell into Tedessa's door and she came out just bitching.
I wrote "Amber's barfing" on Hunt's door and my RA Lindsey wanted to know what that was all about. DOOPZZZ!
Jessie and I watched a show about torture devices from the Middle Ages last night, absolutely disgusted and intrigued at the same time.

Oh man. I'm so tired though, and I've got work to do still. I don't know how I'm going to get it all done. How many days until fall break?

 I just sat up with a girl on my floor for hours while she threw up from drinking too much. I walked up the stairs to find her passed out on the floor in the hallway. She had locked herself out of her room and was in a pile of half-digested pasta with it dripping down her arm and leg. A group of the girls on my floor managed to get her to the bathroom so someone could go get her key from the front desk. our RA came in to check on her and fortunately didn't report her or anything like that. She sat in the shower for almost an hour before we convinced her to get out and go to bed. She didn't lock her door so we can go check on her throughout the night.

I'm sort of upset that her roommate wasn't there with her, since they went out together. She's only 18, which I realize is just two years younger than me, but she seems like such a kid. I really hope she doesn't drink like that anymore because I was really scared. I've only been on the other end of that once in my life and it was a terrible experience. She kept apologizing and telling us she owed us big time, so I just hope that if the time comes where one of us is puking our guts out, someone will be there.

I guess that's what this whole "Dorm life is a community" thing is all about. We all take care of each other and make sure we're all going to be okay.

I love the girls on my floor so much!!!!

take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture.

( here i am, in all my just got out of dance glory... )

This made me feel like I'm not wasting four years of my life only to end up flipping burgers after I graduate:

iTunes random game!!

Instructions: Put your iPOD, mp3 player or whatever you use to play music on shuffle. Write down the song that comes up to answer each question. Do not skip songs, even if you repeat artists! After you name the song, write yes or no for the question that follows. See how many actually make sense!

This is my favourite song right now: restless; langhorn slim
Is this true? not really, but i do like it!

This is my least favourite song right now: swiss army romance; dashboard confessional
Is this true? nope. i love it


I have no idea why this song is on my music player: what hurts the most; rascal flatts
Is this true? nope, i love it

This song makes me sad: saddest girl story; the starting line
Is this true? yes. it is really sad

This song makes me mad: i write sins not tragedies; panic at the disco
Is this true? yes. it reminds me of my first semester of school

This song makes me happy: i've always wanted to meet god, eric czekner
Is this true? yes

This song ALWAYS cheers me up: fire in your belly; liam finn
Is this true? no, it's sad

This song brings back lots of memories: who said; miley cyrus
Is this true? yeah, watching disney with jamie

This song reminds me of my crush/boyfriend: hotel roosevelt; augustana
Is this true? right now? little bit


This song is overplayed: alright; emily king
Is this true? nope, it was a free cd from wnte

This song is not played enough! my best attempt; eric czekner
Is this true? yes!


I'm sick of this song: devil went down to georgia; charlie daniels band
Is this true? a little, only because i danced to it so i head it a lot

I can't get enough of this song: bubbly; colbie cailait
Is this true? yes. i love her voice

Someone told me about this song: hella nervous; gravytrain
Is this true? KAELA!!!!

I heard this song on my own: someone to die for; jimmy gnecco
Is this true? yes. spiderman 2 soundtrack

I have watched the video for this song: london beckoned; panic at the disco
Is this true? nope

My mom actually likes this song: i've always wanted to meet god; eric czekner
Is this true? yes

All my friends LOVE this song: good day; tally hall
Is this true? they should. it was on rotation the last two weeks of school

I LOVE the artist/band that sings this song: "stolen; dashboard confessiona
Is this true? yes, even though the song annoys me because so many of my dating friends say it's "their song"

I don't really like many songs by the artist/band that sings this song: hope you're happy; dashboard confessional
Is this true? it is of late. i like their old stuff though

I can really relate to this song: moon; emily king
Is this true? no. i've never even listened to it actually

This song has bad lyrics: better to be; liam finn
Is this true? idk

This song has very good lyrics: remember to breath; dashboad confessional
Is this true? yes

This song is good to dance to: better life; keith urban
Is this true? in the car

I love singing this song: wine red; the hush sound
Is this true? yes!

I wouldn't want people to know I like this song: lonely for her; jack's mannequin
Is this true? no

This song is pretty old: the longest story; daphne loves derby
Is this true? yes

This song is fairly new: so impossible; dashboard confessional
Is this true? no

This song has been on repeat many times: the moon; dave gusmano
Is this true? no

I never really liked this song THAT much: breath me; sia
Is this true? i don't like parts of it, but i like it in general

Now that you're finished, count up the total number of matches (where you said yes to 'Is this true?') and see how random you're music player really is!

How many out of 30 were actually true? 16

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"The HORROR

Date: 2006-07-14, 9:12AM CDT


I am a thirty-something who recently went back to college to finish my degree. Imagine my dismay when I walked in to that first classroom, and realized all the desks are made for jr. high students. You know the type; a chair with a platform for your books to rest on. Well, I am not a junior high student. I am the guy fat people hang around with when they want to look thin. I don’t just “take a seat”, I have to wedge myself in, and tuck my belly under the platform for the books. Generally, I can only get about one cheek on the chair.

One morning in class, after a night of cheap beer and tacos, I had a rumbling in my bowels that told me I had one massive fart brewing. I was trying to decide if I should try and hold it, or do a “one cheek sneak” and let it out, when my uptight, prim and proper professor called on me to answer a question. This is the worst timing in the world for this. I am trying to concentrate on the question at hand, while the rumbling in my gut turns into a legion of butt demons doing a whirling dervish in my colon, screaming for release. Then it happened: a chorus of ass-trumpet loud enough to bring down the walls of Jericho. I farted so hard it hurt. There was a burning/itching sensation that made me think I blew out my sphincter for good. The noise was amplified by the hard wooden seat on the desk. After the echoes died down, I looked up at my professor. She had a look on her face I will never forget. It was a look of complete shock, disgust, and revulsion.

And then the horror. The HORROR. I started….Laughing! Not just a chuckle or giggle, we’re talking, wild-hysterical-“stop or I’ll pee myself” laughter. And the more I laughed, the more I farted. By this point, there was a cloud of butt bouquet so thick you could taste it. Eyes tearing….nose burning….belly hurts from laughing…I had to get out of there. I needed an obscure corner of the world to curl up and die of embarrassment in. To make my humiliation complete, as I stood up and tried to extricate my gargantuan buttocks from the little desk, I got stuck. The desk was pasted to my ass like a bug on a windshield.

I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS!!!


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